Useless product: Clear plastic playing cards.

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Inappropriate plastic pop-outs. Insert speculum and crank for easy viewing. Use hanger to swish unwanted fetus into pulp. With forceps, remove larger pieces for disposal. Swish away any remaining debris with one bottle of cola. Enjoy the remaining bottle at your leisure.

Tired of the parents hounding you about your ADD? Well, you're in luck. With 2 chewable pencils, 3 paper clips, 6 doses of methylphenidate, and your very own squirrel, Fun with A.D.D. will please even the fussiest wall-bouncers. Hey, let's go ride bikes!

Daddy's Little Girl Matchbox  

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Type Design: Assenfiet Grotesk - a sans-serif interpretation of Trajan.

Assenfiet poster  

Assenfiet poster  

Type Experiment : Poster, 1 of 2  

Type Experiment : Poster, 2 of 2  

Book Jacket: The Age of Wire and String, Stories by Ben Marcus

Theater poster: The Goat or Who is Sylvia by Edward Albee